Plaid never looked so good!

Sandy

Sandy sure knows how to add some curvature to the checks in that plaid! We'll refrain from making jokes about kilts, since we know better -- and for the sake of that silly hat she's wearing, we'll just call her Breton, for the sake of argument and why not? If they're in their right minds, no Bretons out there would mind admitting this exceptional specimen of female beauty amongst their ranks.. and maybe getting in amongst her flanks, har, har!